The quarantine is driving me insane so dont judge This question is for the dudes and dont get uncomfortable although it is going to be...ok the question i hope we never have to go through this You have two chairs infront of you and a man pointing a loaded gun at you...on one chair there is a cake and on the other chair there is a dildo (and its been in a dogs ass) so now the man with the gun asked you to sit on one and put the other in your mouth. Which one will you choose?