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.... and called the cops 😐 I said \"Hello 😐 yeah my mom got somebody dick her closet 😐\" 🚫 I snitched 😐 I had to 😐 she beat my ass with a dick 🤤👅🍆 what was I supposed to do 😢 😐

.....\"NOT DICK 😩\" 😐😐 And I think that sorta gave it away 😐 but I ain't know no better 😐 I was 7 😢 👄😑🤨 I'm in the bathroom takin shits next to the dick 😐😐 eatin' cereal with the muhfucka 😐😐 I asked the dick if it was hungry 😐😐 👅🤤 🔨 🔨 Then finally my dad comes home 😐😐 I said \"Dad follow me 😐\" 😏 I went in the garage 😐😐 I put the box on the table 😐😐 I said \"Dad there's a peterwhacker in the package 😐\" 📦🚚🛒 🔨🔫😁 🔨🔫 He said \"What 😂🤣\" \"THERE'S A DICK IN THE BOX DAD I DON'T KNOW HOW IT GOT THERE 😩\" 👅 my dad opened the box 📦🚚🚫 he said \"What the fuck 😐🤨👄 Romeo where you find this at 🧐🤣\" I said \"I don't know dad 😐 it was in the box with the shoes you got me 😐\" he said \"Romeo 👟👠📦 🔨 🔨🔫😁 Where 😐😐 did you get 😐😐 the peterwhacker 😐😐\" 🤨 \"It was in mom's closet dad 😕😔😐 I was lookin' for snacks 😩\" 🍟🌮🍣 I snitched 😢 Now I'm thinkin' my mom goin' to jail for cuttin' a nigga dick off and puttin' it......

I found a dildo in my mom's closet when I was 7 😔😔 shit was scary 😵 'cause I thought it was a real 😅 I ain't know 😢 I thought it was a real nigga dick in the closet 😢 and I wasn't out searchin' 👀 for dicks 👷 the dick found me 😩 I was in the closet lookin' for snacks 😢 I saw a penis 😔 shit was huge 😔 🤤🥴👄 and I was scared boy 😰 I ain't know what to do 😢 😐😑😕 🔨🔫😁 🔨🔫 so I took it and put it in my shoe box and waited for my dad to come home from work 😐😐 I had to tell somebody 😐 you don't just FIND dicks everyday in the closet 😢😢 and I didn't just put it in the shoebox and walk away 👟👢 no 😐 it was too risky 😐 😐😟 🔨 🔨🔫 I carried that muhfucka with me everywhere I went like luggage 😢 😬🥴🙃 my brother said \" 📉🔄 What's in the box reo--\" \"NOT DICK 😩\" 😐😐 And I think that sorta gave it away 😐 but I ain't know no better 😐 I was 7 😢 👄😑🤨 I'm in the bathroom takin shits next to the dick 😐😐 eatin' cereal with the muhfucka 😐😐......

...puttin' it in the closet 😢 So me and my dad in the living room 👄😩🥵 my dad standing up 💨 waitin' for my mom to come home with the dick behind his back 😐😐😐 like this was normal 😐 I said \"Dad I don't think you should hold it like that 😐\" he said \"SHUDDUP Romeo\" 😐😐 My mom unlock the door 🚪👅 my dad throw it at her 🍆😲 it hit her lip 😲 👄😐 he said \"WTF IS THAT TASHA 😟\" 🔫 my mom had groceries in her hand too 😐 she said \"What\" he said \"THE BIG ASS DICK ROMEO FOUND IN YO CLOSET 🤤 HE PUT IN HIS SHOEBOX\" 😲😲😲😲 oooh you snitchin' ass muhfucka 😲😲 I trusted you 😲😲 you bald 😲😲 pecan head muhfucka 😲😲 my mom looked right at me 😐 👅🥵😏 \"WTF YOU DOING IN MY CLOSET ROMEO 🔫😐\" 🔫🔨😀 😐😐 I said \"WHY YOU CUTTING PEOPLE PETERWHACKERS 🍆 OFF MOM\" 🤨😠 son 🔫💋 when I tell you she beat my ass with that peterwhacker boy 😢 like I ain't even do nothin' 😢 I was so mad 😢 I went in my room and called....