Dating has never really fit in my lifestyle. There was never the right moment or the right guy to even think about it deeply. But now that I've finished highschool, I can't stop wondering how it would feel to finally have a boyfriend. I mostly just want to get it over with; like been there, done that. Besides, the guy pays for the food- which basically tramples over any other gift in the world😂. So here are my questions( you read that right, multiple questions). 1. How do I even start dating? I'm not asking anyone out( gender roles ppl). 2. What am I supposed to do if I somehow found a very unfortunate guy to trap in my elaborate scheme?😈 3. What am going to do about my parents? Mothers are usually a bit coolheaded about this situation, but the father! Lord, where do I even start?! 4. What are some red flags I should look for in the guy? 5. How do I politely break up with him once all the sparks are gone? 6. How do I get revenge if he dumps me first??( Pls emphasis on this one) Thank you in advance. PS. I'm still underage.