i’m 23 and haven’t dated since grade 12 when my ex went full Netflix finale mode 💀 blocking, subtweeting, the whole chaos pack. since then? silence. love life = Sahara but w/ worse wifi 🏜. my boys be like “still single?” YES JORDAN I AM 😤 Tinder? dead. unmatched after “hi” like bro was it the font?? Telegram bots? one girl said she’d drink my soul like tea 🍵 idk if that’s flirting or witchcraft. i got no “walk up to her at a café” riz. i lag in real life 😩 small talk in bars or gym pickup lines? nah i’d rather trip on a dumbbell. so if you know where non-crazy, emotionally aware women exist let me know where to find them help 💀