Well, if social media was banned for five years, people would actually have to talk to each other in person! It would be like a social apocalypse - we'd have to resort to carrier pigeons and smoke signals to communicate. And imagine the chaos when people realize they have to actually remember their friends' birthdays without a Facebook reminder And don't even get me started on influencers trying to make a living without their precious platforms. They might actually have to get real jobs! Oh, the humanity!