He:-Alcohol ልጋብዝሽ she:-እግሬን ያመኛል he:-ያብጣል? she:-ይበለቀጣል💀

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A king suspected that his queen was being unfaithful, so he secretly taped a tiny razor blade to her vagina, three days later, he ordered his knights to drop their pants. they all had bandaged penises, except for one. The king said to him, "I always knew you were my most loyal knight!!!" he replied, "It wath nothng, your magethy" if u know u know 🤣

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ሚስቱን ጠላሁሽ ብሎ በፈታት በሳምንቱ አባቷ አስር ሚሊዮን ብር አውርሰዋት ሞቱ ሲባል ምን ብሎ ቢደውል ጥሩ ነው.... 📞 #ካንቺ_አርግዣለው 😜🤣🤣

*Women go to dildo shop* seller: which color do u want? Women: the red one Seller: what u will do with it? that is fire extinguisher u horny whore pick other 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Me: When i look in to your eyes i always see something beautiful Her: what?☺ Me: my reflection 😐😂

Why do women get evacuated first in a disaster? So men can come thi k of a solution in silence

Womens right💀

Someone called me in the middle of the night I was in deep sleep... I was angry and I answered the phone Me: hello who is this The other line said : is this yard's phone I got so mad so I hung up on him The next day I spent the whole day planning my revenge 😤 so I called the number the same time he called me yesterday.... After I called 3 times the phone answered The other line : he said hello who is this.... I can tell that he is angry as fuck so I said Me: this is the number u called last night to check if it was yard's phone The other line said : so! Me: am calling you to tell you that this is not yard's phone😂 and I hung up

ሶስት ሰዎች ጫካ እየተጏዙ ሰው ከሚበሉ ሰዎች ጋር ይገናኛሉ ሰዎቹም ይይዟቸው እና ካቧቸው ጋር ወሰዷቸው ካቦውም እያንዳንዳቸውን ትእዛዝ አዘዛቸው(ሁላችሁም እዚህ ጫካ ውስጥ አለየምትሉትን ምርጡን ፍሬ መርጣችሁ 10 ብዛት ይዛችሁ አምጡልኝ) ከጥቂት ሰአታት በኃላ ሶስቱም ይዘው መጡ ካቦውም እንዲህ አለ (አመጣችሁ በሉ እንድለቃችሁ ከፈለጋችሁ ያመጣችሁትን ፍሬ ምንም የፊት መቀያየር ሳታሳዩ ቂጣችሁ ውስጥ ክተቱ (ፊቱ የተለዋወጣ ወዲያው አንገቱ ይቀላል አላቸው) ታጋቾቹ ይዘው የመጡት 1ኛ ታጋች10 የኢንጆሪ ፍሬ😐 2ተኛ ታጋች 10 የኮክ ፍሬ😊 3ተኛ ታጋች 10 አናናስ😂😂

Yehone sew bereha lay ke gimelu(camel) ga eyehede neber. Keza betam sex amarewna wede gimelua(camel) tega blo simokr tsheshbetalech, yehonech prostitute betam wha temtuat berehaw lay eyehedech sewyewn tagegnewna wha katetahegn yefelekewn areglhalew tlewalech. Sewyew betam des yilewna wha setat keza whawn ketetach behuala mn larglh sitlew...... Gimeluan Yazhilgn alat🙆‍♂️🤣🤣🤣

I was with my gf the other day she catched me smiling from eye contact with a girl on the other side. So I said to her loudly I liked that girl can u pretend being my sister? Both laughed

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እሱ - 👗👙 " እዚህ ውስጥ ምንድን ነው ያለው ? " አላት እሷ - ጀሀነም እሳት ነው እሱ - እዚህ ጋ አንድ ሀጢአተኛ አለ ልቅጣው ? 😊